First Enjoyment Even the uphill bits, the rain, wind and
swallowed bugs.
Second Concentration Don't want to end up as collateral damage or
a 'hood ornament' on a trucker's 16 wheeler.
Third Mileage Gota try for 60 miles per day.
Fourth Stretching Double leg cramps in the middle of the night, in
a zipped-up sleeping bag, in a single person tent,
is SERIOUSLY bad news.
Fifth Hydration Don't want to cycle into the rear of a parked-up
16 wheeler or any other solid object for that
matter, due to fact my brain is frazzled.
Sixth Sleep Can't envisage this being a problem.
Seventh Wildlife If confronted by a bear, the advice appears to
be, "stand your ground, don't run away and make
yourself look big". Mmmmmm, not so easy when
your having an involuntary bowel evacuation!!!!!
Eight Food/Eating I'm really looking forward to this aspect of the
trip. Yipeeeee.
Ninth Wind That's the meteorological kind. (Well, there
might be some of the gastronomic kind
bearing in might the previous entry.)
I'll probably not encounter winds which are
any worse than here in Scotland and at least
on the cycle in the U.S., they'll be warm.
Tenth Personal Must ensure my important little bitties are
Hygiene looked after. Regular use of soap and
water, followed by lashings of Udderly
Smooth Chamois Cream and TLC. Don't
want anything falling off!
Eleventh Bike TLC Keeping the bike happy is a must. Just like
a good cowboy, must see to the steed before
myself. If it refuses to go, then I'm also going
nowhere. This should in fact be the First
priority.
Umpteenth Computer Maintaining this computer thingy is pretty low
on the priority list. So folks, if you don't hear
from me for a few days or weeks for that
matter, don't worry, I'll be concentrating on
more important things as listed above.
Like your priorities! Look forward to seeing pics of your new T-shirts.
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